I don’t know what it is about Harley Quinn that makes fan artists draw her completely unproportionally. Not in a “sexy” deliberate way either - in a her-thighs-are-bigger-than-her-head kind of way.

Anonymous asked: Ryan Reynolds plays Hal Jordan. The Green Lantern that has been revealed as gay is Alan Scott, not Hal Jordan. Different Green Lantern. So no, Ryan Reynolds is not gay.

Are you fucking serious?

I just posted two posts about how people are so dumb for confusing the two characters and mentioning that their stupidity is giving me a headache, and you fucking correct me on it?

Either you’re trolling, or you’re a pretentious, condescending comic book fan who can’t fucking read.

I think I need to stop following the Green Lantern tag. It gives me a headache. Some of the recent comments (paraphrased)

“I’m glad GL is gay now, but why is he white again? I watched JLU and he was black…”

“Now Ryan Reynold’s costume makes more sense”

“I am all for a gay Green Lantern but that means Ryan Reynolds is gay now. :(“

“I’m glad a gay GL is starting a trend. Now Robin can come out as gay!”

“Sooo Spiderman is black and Green Lantern is gay. Welcome to Obama’s America”

“I don’t see why DC is making GL gay… they already have Batwoman”

” [Alan Scott]  He is now DC’s first major, openly gay super hero. BUT THEY DID NOT CHANGE HIM TO THE RAINBOW LANTERN HE IS STILL JUST GREEN.”

“So can we have a new Green Lantern movie with Ryan Reynolds that explores his newfound open homosexuality?”

Is it really that hard to tell the difference between Alan Scott and Hal Jordan? One is blond, the other has brown hair, their costumes are completely different, etc etc etc

All this Green Lantern movie fangirls are freaking out about all the homo erotic scenes that will be in Green Lantern 2. And fan artists are drawing pictures of Hal talking about his sexuality and boyfriend.

I can’t even…

Now that Green Lantern (Alan Scott) is gay, they should make some male and homosexual Star Sapphires.

If they don’t, there could be a funny story where all these sexy Star Sapphires are chasing after Alan and trying to seduce him and he is just completely uninterested.